The Morning Dump

Got a problem with gas?  It’s not a problem anymore.  Simply buy this pillow with built in replaceable carbon filter, sit on it, and fart.  But make sure it’s not a wet one, the pillow can’t help you with that.  The pillow also eliminates noise from your flatulence, but I have my doubts that it could completely eliminate it, especially mine.  This is a revolutionary product that belongs right up there with the adult diapers that Chinese commuters use on long long train rides.

http://www.gasbgon.com/home.htm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16656061/

I was browsing through James Kuntsler’s website today and happened upon his ‘Eyesore of the Month’ for August 2005.  It’s a cemetery which once existed in a quiet field, with nothing around.  Now, thanks to development, you can throw flowers on your relative’s grave, then pull through the drive-thru and gets some KFC and Taco Bell, then swing by Bed Bath and Beyond and pick up some of the latest whatever they sell and still make it in time to Happy Hour and TGI Fridays.

http://www.kunstler.com/eyesore_200508.html